The flower ladies had great plans for Easter Day
The cleaners had been a bit heavy-handed with the floor polish
Getting a bird out of the church was easier said than done
Next year, decided Richard, he would leave his mother behind
Barry made a big thing of no more collections in church
It was days before the pancake came down
It was either rats or a troll. They hoped it was rats.
Mrs Morgan-Evans tried to get into the Ash Wednesday service wearing a daffodil
The annual Narturists' Club service was mid-February
The new heating system was very efficient, and the waste was weapons grade
Whether Byrd could knock Dowland into a cocked hat was still a moot point
It was health and safety gone mad
The plan to reorder the interior had an unexpected boost
The wee three kings arrived — better late than never
As soon as the three wise men turned up, the were co-opted to the deanery synod.
Despite the short notice, Mary’s understudy was ready