AFTER the full military funeral, the lowering of dockyard
cranes, and a guest list that featured de Gaulle, Eisenhower, and
numerous British Prime Ministers, the interment of Sir Winston
Churchill in an Oxfordshire graveyard smacks of almost indecent
modesty.
It was a message repeated in Churchill's Grave (Radio
4, Friday) with a regularity bordering on the irritating: everyone,
from the local cabbie to the founder of Churchill Insurance,
insisted that this showed Churchill to be at heart a man of the
people, unpretentious, discreet, and humble.
Martin Long, the man respons-ible for the nodding bulldog
commercials and the catchphrase "Oh, yes!" gave a surprisingly
moving account of why he was so drawn to the Churchill legend,
having himself been an under-achiever at school. But people will
always find in Churchill the qualities they wish people to admire
in themselves.
In fact, as David Cannadine's excellent series Churchill's
Other Lives (Radio 4, repeat, weekdays) made clear, Churchill,
all his other great qualities notwithstanding, was no man of the
people. Surrounded by servants, he would have failed any of those
modern tests of "in-touchness" which politicians must endure.
He would not know the price of a pint of milk, or how to get
from Westminster to Kensal Rise by Underground. He enjoyed
bricklaying, and even joined the Amalgamated Union of Building
Trade Workers; but his dreams of being a greengrocer or a builder's
apprentice, as expressed in his 1930 autobiography My Early
Life, were nothing but fantasies, Cannadine said. Indeed, it
was the servants who enabled Churchill to pursue his fetish for
bricklaying, along with all the other pursuits that led to Cecil
Day-Lewis's description of him as "a one-man ministry of all the
talents". The reason that no present-day politician can compare in
terms of other interests is that no present-day politician has all
that time on his or her hands.
That Mr Long's company should adopt the Churchill name and the
British bulldog speaks to the subject of a discussion on Radio 3,
Free Thinking: Winston Churchill and Englishness
(Wednesday of last week). Recent polls by the BBC and The
Sun had Churchill topping the leader-board as "Greatest
Briton" and "Greatest Englishman" respectively.
In an era when the two terms were used almost interchangeably,
the distinction would not have been so meaningful to Churchill as
it is today; for, then, Britain had a view of itself that extended
across the globe. And, as Yasmin Alibhai-Brown pointed out here, he
was immensely proud of the pluralism that that entailed, boasting
that there were more Muslims in the Empire than there were
Christians.
In what might have becomean unremitting celebration of
Churchill, the unexpected party-pooper was Simon Heffer. The best
he could say of Churchill was that he was the right man at the
right time, capable of articulating a nation's will rather than
persuading the people on a course of action they were set against.
Churchill got many things wrong; but, for all that, in Heffer's
opinion, he was a darn sight more impressive than Boris.