HOLLYWOOD hits have been created from far less promising
material. This one had an assortment of quirky characters: a David
v. Goliath set-up, a villainous institution, and more back-stories
than Simon Cowell could shake a stick at. The producer and
presenter of The Documentary: Soccer Nuns (World Service,
Tuesday of last week), Ivan Broadhead, needs to get agent-pitching
before someone else does.
The "nuns" bit is misleading. The squad of refugees from whom
the Tibetan Women's Soccer Team is picked are not overtly
religious, and the description comes courtesy of an admiring
Buddhist monk. In any case, were they to be real nuns, it could not
have enhanced any further the extraordinary nature of their
achievement.
The squad of 27 is drawn from Tibetan exiles living in India,
under the management of coaches from the United States. Quite apart
from the fact that they have to beat the opposition in a
three-match tour of Delhi, we discover, in this documentary, how
they must put up with prejudice within their own culture against
women's sport, and carry the baggage of bereavement, abuse, and
imprisonment which is the lot of the refugee.
The villain of the piece is an old one. FIFA, although
recognising 23 non-sovereign states, will not recognise a Tibetan
team, male or female. The weight of Chinese opposition appears to
be irresistible; so the team must find competitions where it can,
and find practice facilities where buffalo aren't grazing.
Soccer Nuns was a terrific piece; and those responsible
will not, I hope, mind if I say that it warrants treatment on a
platform bigger (even) than a Tuesday-evening World Service
strand.
There are certain radio personalities who get typecast as "good
listeners". Not a bad type to be cast in, you might say - and Fi
Glover appears to be exceptionally good at it. Responsible for
The Listening Project, Glover also presents The Shared
Experience (Radio 4, Tuesdays). Last week, the shared
experience was of living with the consequences of a disabling
accident; and what was striking about the three guests - David,
Sian, and Kelly - was their disarming reasonableness.
There was anger, but not to the extent of its being
debilitating. And there was a good deal of humour, particularly
from the women, who enjoyed the therapy of social-media banter with
people in similar situations. None of them felt pressured by what
Glover identified as the modern obsession with being positive. And
yet the only chill in the air came when David told a story from
before his accident, when he met a man disabled by a rugby injury,
and thought that he would have preferred to die rather than live
like that.
Although radio comedy is notoriously hit-and-miss, Before
They Were Famous (Radio 4, Wednesdays) is more the former than
the latter. The show recreates the (fictitious) disiecta
from the pens of celebrated writers, and last week's hit was an
imagining of a "Keep Off The Grass" sign had it been written by
William Blake.
Haunted by spiritual emanations and prelapsarian nostalgia, the
resulting drivel will have had many Radio 4 types chuckling
themselves to sleep.