IT IS one of those weeks when the disparity between foreign and
domestic news is more grotesque than usual. In Iraq, all kinds of
horrors continue unabated. In England, Professor Richard Dawkins
gets teased, and Vicky Beeching comes out. I think this proves that
we are very fortunate.
Bishop Nick Baines attempted to link the two with his letter to
David Cameron about Iraqi policy, leaked to The
Observer, then posted to his blog, and finally followed by
an explanatory post there which explained that he had gone on
holiday somewhere that the internet could not reach. It's an
effective way of handling press relations. It also leads to some
interesting results.
The Observer story started: "The Church of England has
delivered a withering critique of David Cameron's Middle East
policy, describing the government's approach as incoherent,
ill-thought-out and determined by 'the loudest media voice at any
particular time'.
"The criticisms are made in an extraordinary letter to the prime
minister signed by the bishop of Leeds, Nicholas Baines, and
written with the support of the archbishop of Canterbury, Justin
Welby. Seen by The Observer, it describes the UK's foreign
policy as so muddled and reactive that it is 'difficult to discern
the strategic intentions of the government's approach to the
region'."
To which Bishop Baines commented, on his blog, that "My letter
is neither 'bitter' nor an 'attack' on the Prime Minister. That was
journalese. My letter simply tries to ask questions many people are
asking, but to which we are not getting answers. I wrote reasonably
and respectfully. Asking questions of 'coherence' should not imply
that there is none (even if there isn't); it does ask for any
coherence to be articulated."
This would be a little more convincing if the Bishop were a
media ingénue, who never had anything to do with journalists, or
vulgarians on Radio 2, and had no idea that calling the policy
incoherent and ill-thought-out would appear to us reptiles as an
attack on it. If I ask "Have you stopped beating your wife?", and
then explain that this doesn't imply that you beat your wife
nowadays, it doesn't lessen the sting at all.
Had Mr Cameron written to the Bishop in those terms, it would
have been reasonable to see it as an attack on the Church's
policies (whatever they may be). But, all that said, it was a
cracking letter: firm and clear, but without giving needless
offence. Sometimes, after all, a government does need
attacking.
TOM HOLLAND had a piece in The Sunday Times looking at
the extraordinary popularity of beheading as a means of propaganda
in Mesopotamia through the ages: "Posing with severed heads on
Twitter has been quite the social media fashion this past week.
"Last Sunday a seven-year-old Australian boy was photographed in
the Syrian city of Raqqa awkwardly holding one up with both hands.
'That's my boy!' Dad tweeted proudly. Then, a few days later, it
was the turn of a rapper from Maida Vale, west London. Standing in
the same square as the Australian boy had done, Abdel-Majed Abdel
Bary (or Abu Kalashnikov, as he now prefers to be known) was
pictured in combat fatigues, pointing to the sky with one hand and
clutching a head in the other. 'Chillin' with my homie,' he
boasted, 'or what's left of him.'
"In the Middle East beheadings have been used by ambitious
empire-builders to terrorise their opponents into submission, for
millennia. Across the border from Syria, in the Iraqi city of
Mosul, fighters such as Bary have been sticking heads on spikes in
a manner chillingly reminiscent of kings who ruled there thousands
of years ago. Assyria, between the ninth and seventh centuries BC,
was the greatest power in the Middle East, and the advance of its
armies invariably left behind a trail of headless corpses. 'I hung
heads on trees around the whole city,' boasted one king. When the
followers of two rebel leaders were paraded through the capital
wearing the heads of their masters around their necks, the news of
it was assiduously publicised across the whole empire. The kings of
Assyria would have been mad for Twitter."
THERE was a rather amusing piece in The Spectator by some
superannuated old hack drawing attention to the profits of
prophecy. The Richard Dawkins Foundation for Science and Reason
turns out to have a programme for supporters in which a donation of
$85 a month will get you preferential access to events with him;
and for successively larger sums successively greater indulgences
are offered. The innermost ring offers lunch - or even breakfast -
with the professor once a year for as little as $100,000, though
donations of up to $500,000 a year are solicited. No wonder he
calls this "The Magic of Reality".