USEFUL reflection on the C of E's practice of selecting and
training ordinands was delivered in spades by God's Cadets:
Joining the Salvation Army (BBC4, Tuesday of last week). To be
technical, it was not about joining, but about training to be an
officer at the imposing William Booth College, in Denmark Hill,
London.
There was much to admire: the willingness to give up all that
had been achieved in life to sign up to an organisation that would
determine when and where you served; the relinquishing of all
worldly pleasures even unto the heady delights of ginger beer,
which makes Anglican clerical life seem like sybaritic
indulgence.
The film focused on a few individuals, who told their stories
with admirable candour. But the negative aspects were also exposed:
the majority of the students were not called out of secular careers
- they had been from their childhood embedded in the hierarchical
structure of the SA, most of them being the offspring of other
officers, and many from dynasties stretching back to Booth
himself.
The need to "widen the gene pool" of the Army was expressed,
twinned with anxiety that it has become a closed-in world, engaging
less and less with those outside; and, of course, there is the
sheer diminishing of numbers - there are fewer than 30 officers in
training.
The most disquieting element was doctrinal: their struggle with
the required insistence that only a verbal expression of personal
faith in Jesus Christ can save an individual from an eternity of
excruciating torture. We heard not just bereaved students, but also
staff members, agonising over how a loving God could so condemn the
sister, grandmother, parent who nurtured them, but who somehow
failed to utter what they themselves called "the magic words". Of
course, you can find Anglicans who similarly believe this harsh
creed, but most of us don't, and won't.
We saw a celebration of a UK secular religion in Hurricanes
and Heatwaves: The highs and lows of British weather (BBC4,
Wednesday of last week). Many millions insist on staying tuned in -
in a manner that can be considered only as participating in the
national religion of engagement with the weather - to the forecasts
that are broadcast after the main news bulletins, although research
has shown that, five minutes later, they have no idea what was
said.
The programme was confused in structure, encompassing a history
of meteorological analysis, having as its main focus the story of
UK TV weather forecasting, on the 70th anniversary of the first
broadcast by a visible as opposed to disembodied forecaster, and
yet also making space for a series of vignettes of people for whom
accurate weather information is of the utmost importance.
Embedded in this was some good stuff: the difficult path trodden
by the forecasters themselves, trained scientists who will succeed
only if they are taken up as TV personalities; and the ritual
aspect of the way in which the forecast imposes structure on, in
reality, uncontrollable chaos, embodied above all in the
magnificent incantation, central to British DNA, of the Shipping
Forecast.