"THE killing underscored the increased debate about when to use
smartphones in public," The New York Times wrote
on Tuesday, although this wasn't actually the conclusion that many
people will have drawn from the death of Chad Oulson in a suburban
Florida cinema during a matinée performance of a film called
Lone Survivor.
Mr Oulson was shot dead by the customer behind him, a retired
police officer who objected - one can safely say "violently" - to
his texting his daughter while the film played. The New York
Times report made no mention of debates about gun violence.
Instead, it treated the matter simply as one of smartphone abuse,
devoting the last portion of the story to related anecdotes about
celebrities who had been criticised for texting in films. Yes,
criticised, often on Twitter, but not actually shot, which might be
thought the newsworthy element of the Oulson story.
This is a particularly bare-faced example of something present
to a greater or lesser degree in all news stories. They do not just
tell you the facts, or something quite like some of the facts. They
make it clear which larger narrative the facts are supposed to fit
into. Absolute certainty about how to do this for every story is a
large part of the Daily Mail's recipe for success, but all
newspapers do it more or less consciously.
In the case of The Times's splash about the Muslim
birth-rate, this was more or less unconscious. The headline was low
key: "Rise in Muslim birthrate as families 'feel British'". But the
lead was clear: "Almost a tenth of babies and toddlers in England
and Wales are Muslim, a breakdown of census figures shows."
The story played down what seems to me the incontrovertible
message of the statistics, which is that, in 30 years' time,
practising Muslims will far outnumber practising Anglicans, on
present trends. There was a quote from a knowledgeable sociologist
of religion: "'It's not inconceivable,' said David Voas, Professor
of Population Studies at the University of Essex."
But the crucial comparison that would have made the story come
alive was with the latest C of E figures, which show that the
baptism rate has fallen to ten per cent. If ten per cent of babies
are baptised in the Church of England, and another ten per cent are
raised as Muslim, this means the Church of England will clearly
become the minority faith, simply because baptism is a far worse
predictor of adult religiosity than being born a Muslim.
This may, of course, change in the future. But the overwhelming
change in religious allegiance between the last two censuses was
from "Anglican" to "None", and I haven't seen any sign that this is
changing. There wasn't any significant change from Muslim to None,
nor between the religions.
MEANWHILE, the sidebar to the Times story on the web
supplied the larger narrative in which the story is to be read. It
was a list of four headlines: "Anti-Muslim hate crimes 'surged
after Lee Rigby murder'"; "British Muslim tells of his life as an
MI5 informant"; "Muslim jail population doubles"; and "It's 40
lashes if you carry on selling alcohol, Muslim patrols warn
shops".
No human editor chose these stories. They will have been picked
by a computer, sorting through the recent stories tagged with
"Islam" or "Muslim". But it is precisely the automatism of the
process that makes it so revealing of how Muslims appear in the
media, and thus to everyone without any personal experience of
them.
RICHARD DAWKINS had his own answer to the problem. He wrote to
The Times demanding that it stop referring to "Muslim
children", and say, instead, that these unfortunates are "born to
Muslim parents".
"Babies and toddlers are too young to know what they think about
origins, moral philosophy, or the meaning of life: too young to
know whether they have a religion at all. Imagine an article
telling us the proportion of babies that are fiscal conservatives,
ornithologists, or golfers.
"If, as a matter of fact, the majority of babies do grow up to
share the religious opinions of their parents, that is a tendency
to be noted and perhaps deplored, not prejudged by sloppy language.
Please could Times journalistsbe encouraged not to label
defencelessinfants with the religious opinions of their
parents?"
As usual, one is struck by the way in which his style of atheism
reproduces everything that made triumphalist Christianity
obnoxious. But there are deeper ironies. He loathes Islam, and has
called it the greatest force for evil in the world today. But, in
so far as all his propagandising has had an effect, it has tended
to weaken Christianity by encouraging nominal Christians to turn
into nominal Nones, while it makes Muslims feel more embattled,
excluded, and angry. And that, in turn, can only weaken their
motives for apostasising.