WHAT could be more elemental than thin air? Unfortunately, as we
learned in Every Breath We Take: Understanding our
atmosphere (BBC4, Monday of last week), air is neither thin
nor an element. Gabrielle Walker took us through the history of the
realisation that the invisible stuff around us is in fact made up
of more than one thing.
First, carbon dioxide was discovered, accidentally, in 1764;
then, nitrogen was identified; then finally the most interesting of
them all, oxygen, which apparently kills us with every breath we
take, but, paradoxically, is the only thing that can give life
forms the energy to have more than a single cell.
Without air, there would be no aeroplanes; without aeroplanes,
there would be no RAF; and if the RAF did not exist, there would be
no call for its élite acrobatic aerial-display team. We heard all
about them in Red Arrows: Inside the bubble (BBC2,
Sunday).
It was sobering stuff. They hurtle along at terrifying speeds,
only six feet apart, depending on split-second reactions to produce
patterns with what appears to be absolute precision. It is a kind
of ballet, performed in three dimensions, on a limitless canvas.
But this is an exceptionally dangerous art. We were reminded that,
in 2011, two of the close-knit team of pilots were killed.
The pressure - literal pressure, as the most extreme manoeuvres
exert 4g upon the pilots, involving a serious risk of blacking out
- and intensity required make this a brief calling. Each year, a
couple of the team members move on to other postings, and new ones
take their place. The programme's dramatic pattern was twofold:
would this year's potentials make the grade; and would the whole
troupe pass the annual inspection and be deemed fit to represent
the RAF at events throughout the world?
After each sortie, the most rigorous debrief is undertaken,
where everyone is candid about how their colleagues - on whom their
lives depend - performed. To reduce the potential for personal
dispute, and to maintain harmony and cohesion, everyone is
identified not by name, but by a number. I understand that several
cathedral chapters have adopted the practice.
If a fighter-plane cockpit represents the highest-tech male
environment, then the opposite of the same spectrum is clearly
occupied by the humble garden shed. The examples exhibited in
Amazing Spaces: Shed of the year (Channel 4, Thursday of
last week) were anything but humble, though. We saw the heats in
two of the categories in this annual national quest - four
contenders each in the eco and the unique classes - and they were
all extraordinary.
The competition is an explicit celebration of British
eccentricity. The sheds included a functioning 16-seat cinema; a
huge metal-and-papier-mâché egg, whose next development will be
hydraulic legs (its owner wants it to walk around the garden); an
exact reproduction of a cabin and dining-room from the
Titanic; and one made entirely from empty wine
bottles.
The subject-matter was sensational; but the presentation, with
the wall-to-wall superlative and cliff-hanging suspense deemed
essential nowadays for retaining any audience's attention, left
much to be desired.