THE English are "arrogant, condescending, and pretentious".
There is nothing like it to get the hot-blooded listeners to Radio
Five Live going than some nationalistic provocation, especially
when doled out by the Scottish rugby legend Jim Telfer. The stout
yeomen of "Blokes' Radio" duly rose to the bait, and 5 Live
Breakfast (Saturday) was a rowdy and entertaining affair -
even more entertaining if you are an English rugby supporter
hearing it online after Saturday's match.
Six Nations Rugby perennially stirs up questions about
nationhood and identity - questions that In Search of the
British Dream (Radio 4, Monday of last week) is attempting to
answer from the perspective of the immigrant experience. In this
three-part series, Mukul Devichand asks whether there are any
parallels between the American Dream, and the British Dream, which
increasing numbers of immigrants apparently seek on these
shores.
Devichand interviewed several immigrants who had given up
opportunities for free education in the Netherlands, or excellent
welfare in Scandinavia, in favour of the British system. It was,
they said, the sense of fair play and the excellent education that
attracted them here.
The series opened with the story of Kevin Obadacho - one that
will have confirmed the worst fears of many, including the founder
of Migration Watch, Sir Andrew Green. Mr Obadacho, who is from
Nigeria, obtained a false passport to Germany, and falsely claimed
political asylum. He then found a German woman who would marry him
to get a passport; and, thus equipped with EU citizenship, moved to
London, whose multi-ethnic character was more appealing than the
communities he had encountered in Germany.
Yet, as a corrective to this picture of migrants' getting their
hands on our milk and honey, we heard from Sarah, a genuine refugee
from Sierra Leone, who was left by her father to live with
strangers in London. With no way of returning home, she found
herself in a legal limbo. There are an estimated 120,000 children
living in this way - and, as Sarah has experienced, inevitably
vulnerable to abuse.
The Life Scientific (Radio 4, Tuesdays) has, for the
past couple of years, been doing a This Is Your Life job
on eminent scientists, and giving those of us across the
two-culture divide a sense of what it is like to put together a
successful career in science. And if you think that all these
career trajectories are going to turn out the same, then you should
meet Professor Noel Sharkey. Leaving technical college at 15 to
learn a trade, he avoided rock stardom, and instead worked in the
field of robotics and artificial intelligence (AI), for a time
achieving celebrity as presenter of the television series Robot
Wars.
Professor Sharkey is now highly sceptical about the benefits and
applications of AI, particularly when it comes to the military. The
biggest danger, he argues, lies in anthropomorphising robots in
such a way that we are fooled into thinking that they can
understand distinctions between, say, civilians and combatants.
Politicians will always run with scientific fantasies if it suits
their purposes: witness Reagan and "Star Wars". It is better to
call them Unit G4305 than Bob or Betty.