THE big revelation this Easter season came from The Food
Programme (Radio 4, Easter Day): eating less helps you lose
weight. You heard it there first. Specifically, fasting for two
days of the week helps you to lose weight. It also makes you look
younger, increases your mental acuity, and gives you a general
sense of spiritual well-being.
When The Food Programme was not plugging the Fast Diet
(the most popular and cultish regime since the Atkins Diet), it was
making a half-decent point about fasting as a religious process. We
met a charming Pentecostalist pastor who said that fasting enabled
us "to become acquainted with God's glory and knowledge". A
neuroscientist told us what the biochemical basis for this might
be: when you were hungry, nerve cells were more active, and more
synapses were created.
The presenter, Sheila Dillon, fasted so that we did not have to
- starving herself for 30 hours, which is 30 years shorter than
your average medieval hermit. She reported that she felt alert,
energised, and messianic in her enthusiasm for the new regime.
There is no medical evidence to support any of these claims, but
there are plenty of publishers out there prepared to relieve you of
something pounds ninety-nine pence for the benefit of their ancient
wisdom.
The truth that lay at the heart of Out of the Ordinary
(Radio 4, Easter Monday) is similarly commonplace: that we all hear
what we want to hear - although its discovery was a good deal more
entertaining. Jolyon Jenkins's documentary explored Electronic
Voice Projection (EVP). This is the technique used by many
spiritualists and researchers into paranormal activity: it involves
recording electrostatic noise and listening to it for messages from
beyond the grave.
The practice was developed by a Latvian, Dr Konstantin Raudive,
and we heard some recordings of his work, containing snippets of
speech from Hitler - curiously, speaking in Latvian, a language he
is not known to have spoken - making such ludic pronouncements as
"You are a girl here or you are thrown out."
What is at work here is a psychological chimera that has been
the focus of study for some years. With prompting, we can hear
words and phrases emerging from the impenetrable aural chaos; and
one recent experiment has shown how prompted listeners claim to
hear strains of Bing Crosby's "White Christmas" when all they are
hearing is white noise.
I do hope that nobody will hold it against the Revd Lucy Winkett
that she suffered such a hagiographic mauling at the hands of
Profile (Radio 4, Holy Saturday). She started off in Mary
Ann Sieghart's piece as a possible first female bishop, and, by the
end, was being touted as the first female archbishop.
I count myself among Ms Winkett's admirers, but Sieghart's
disingenuous attempt to find a blemish by asking her witnesses
"Does she have any flaws?" makes a nonsense of the process. Ms
Winkett has had to endure much already; and, if she is to achieve
all that is wished on her, she will, one suspects, have to endure
much more.