THE week belonged to Wonga, and it's a really interesting
example of how to play a weak hand for maximum effect, and how to
exploit the unexpected.
The start was an interview with Total Politics
magazine, in which Archbishop Welby gave a juicy macho quote about
"competing Wonga out of existence". This was a thing so
uncharacteristic for an archbishop to want to do to anyone that
some people missed the story altogether. The Telegraph,
for instance, went with a line about the Archbishop's getting tough
on volunteers who refuse CRB checks. This was a really striking
example of something for an Archbishop not to say: "Go to church
and be checked out for a criminal past" is a slogan that will do
little to arrest numerical decline.
But the Wonga line was picked up by almost everyone else, with
huge enthusiasm. This is partly because the Church's revulsion from
payday loans is one of the very few areas where it really does
articulate the values of the nation. We want it to be true that the
lenders can be "competed out of existence".
So, the small print, which was that the Archbishop was not, in
fact, talking about supplying church money, or anything but
premises and volunteers, was largely overlooked.
As it happens, I went up last year to look at what the Church
was doing in Durham to help the victims of debt. I was struck most
by the awful depth of need compared with the inadequacy of the
resources available, and by the fact that all the money, and even
the premises, were supplied by local government or banks.
None of this detracts from the sincerity, or even the
effectiveness, of what the Church was doing there, and the
Archbishop is proposing for everywhere. A huge amount of what the
Church does on the national stage is theatrical: to complain that
the Church isn't doing all that it wants done is a bit like
complaining that Hamlet is stabbed with a wooden sword and not
properly killed.
THE next turn in the story was also theatrical. The Financial
Times went for something that was, in retrospect, almost a
sure bet: that somewhere in the Church Commissioners' £5.7-billion
portfolio there would be a connection, however small and indirect,
with Wonga or something similar.
Sure enough, the story came up as it should: "The Church of
England has admitted it invests in one of Wonga's key financial
backers, a day after the Archbishop of Canterbury revealed his
plans to take on the payday lender he describes as 'morally
wrong'."
I don't think it is fair, in this instance, to criticise the
Commissioners, who, when they made the investment, could not have
known what it would be used for. Nor is it really fair, as some
people have done, to blame the comms department for failing to
foresee the problem. The problem is inevitable.
What was dazzling was the way the Archbishop played the
discovery. Again, this was a matter of tone as much as substance.
Instead of adopting the traditional vicarish tone of sounding
apologetic even when making assertions ("I happen to believe . .
."), he managed to sound assertive, even while apologising for the
FT story.
This paid off in an admiring column from Marina Hyde in The
Guardian: "As for the contradictions of the Church's
investment, I imagine I'd be laughed out of Sunday school for
claiming that the dense theological argument shakes down to whether
a little bit of hypocrisy is worse than a lot of what the payday
lenders do. For the righteous atheists of the internet commenter
circuit, it apparently is.
"The people actually caught up in the desperate, cyclical
clutches of such loans probably don't give quite so much of a toss
about absolute ethical consistency in the pension fund arrangements
of the single major institution that has unveiled any sort of plan
for countering them. Still, what do they matter?"
It also won him a leader in, of all places, The Sun:
"LET'S keep some perspective on the Church of England's investment
in Wonga. Years ago, unknown to the new Archbishop of Canterbury,
one of the private equity firms it uses put £75,000 into the payday
loan firm. That's £75,000 out of the Church's £7.5billion portfolio
- or 0.00001%.
"Mildly embarrassing for Archbishop Justin Welby after his
condemnation of Wonga. But that's all. It doesn't blow a hole in
his admirable crusade to stop money lenders fleecing desperate
families."
I can't tell you how shocked I will be if I discover after this
that The Sun, or Sky, or any other News Corporation
property carries advertisements for Wonga.