IN ALL the commentary and reminiscence re-echoing around the
broadcast and print media after the death of Lady Thatcher, there
are plentiful examples of that psychological declension that
transforms painful memory to bitter-sweet memory, and finally to
nostalgia. When the transformative agent is music, then this
process can be swift and irreversible, as was demonstrated by
The People's Songs (Radio 2, Wednesday of last week).
Recorded before the announcement of Lady Thatcher's death, this
episode in Stuart Maconie's outstanding survey of British popular
music in the later 20th century was serendipitous, in that it dealt
with songs about industrial unrest in the 1970s and early '80s.
If the witnesses featured here were to be believed, the
Three-Day Week of 1974 might be thought to have been an enchanted
party, with candlelight illuminating family board-games, and where
British virtues of neighbourliness and stoicism, dormant since the
Blitz, were reawakened. The ambivalent attitude of us Brits to the
hardship, and the industrial relations that caused it, is expressed
not in songs of outright protest from either political perspective;
but, instead, in ironic offerings such as "Right, said Fred", sung
by Bernard Cribbins.
The most successful song of this genre from the era was "Part of
the union" by the Strawbs, although it was not affiliated with the
trade union ambitions of the early '70s. Meanwhile, Slade's "When
the lights are out" celebrates power-cuts as an excuse for some
old-fashioned heavy petting; and even in the early 1980s, when a
group of former Marxists called themselves the Flying Pickets,
their chart-topping success came in the form of the synthesised
close-harmony effort "Only you", which sounded as if it was sung by
a group of Oxbridge choral scholars. It is a very British confusion
of messages.
Mixed messages of a different kind blighted the powerful
Afternoon Drama: The fewness of his words (Radio 4,
Wednesday of last week). Hugh Costello's script told of a fugitive
paedophile priest who is tracked down by a Vatican "fixer", and
persuaded to give himself up. Inevitably, this fixer is himself
conflicted; and the attempts to make him into the
flawed-yet-fascinating hero lead to some unplanned humour. It does
not, for instance, make your heart beat faster to hear that your
hero is making a visit to the UK to do some research at the
Bodleian Library.
My main problem with this was the excuse required to drag the
story out beyond the moment when the errant priest is discovered.
Our priest-hunter is persuaded at this point not to call in the
police straight away, but to let the man confess and be redeemed
first. It made no sense at all, and thus the "dilemma" that the
publicity had likened to a Graham Greene novel, was no dilemma at
all.
They say that it takes several episodes for a new sitcom to bed
down; but Grandpa Ted (TWR, Saturdays) is going to require
a month of Sundays. It claims to be "the UK's first Christian
sitcom", written from a Christian perspective. And if you ever
wondered why it is the first and only one, then just tune in. I
won't say more, for it has a good heart and laudable ambition. But
these things alone never made anybody laugh.