MY COMPLETE lack of interest in footer might, I discover with delight, be
based on the virtuous foundation of moral distaste rather than the more dubious
grounds of being staggeringly incompetent at the sport.
All in the Game (Channel 4, Thursday of last week) purported to
reveal what life in a Premier League club is really like. In comparison, the
worst excesses of the Borgia popes pale into insignificance. This drama
presented the power struggle between, on the one side, the chairman who has
risked everything to build a new super-stadium, but faces financial meltdown
unless the club produces a series of wins, and, on the other, the manager:
popular, charismatic, but underneath a shabby crook.
It veered giddyingly between the extremely good — a wide range of well-drawn
characters with satisfyingly complex motivations — and the shockingly bad —
collapsing frequently into cliché and meaningful glances. Its main virtue was a
bravura performance by Ray Winstone as the manager. Rumbustious, boastful,
swaggering when successful; thuggish, violent, blackmailing when cornered; a
blubbering baby when defeated. This was acting of the highest calibre, if
unfortunately limited in language — the foulest-mouthed TV I have yet seen.
What a relief to turn to the elegant understatement of
The Waughs: Fathers and sons (BBC4, Sunday), in which Alexander Waugh
examined the relationships between six generations of his family. The great
figure is of course his grandfather, the novelist Evelyn, on whose works BBC4
is building a short series.
Alexander structured the film as an exposition to his seven-year-old son,
and its real subject quickly became apparent. Examining these famously fraught
dynastic relationships — in which affection is often lavished on one child to
the despite of the others, with tenderness being expressed movingly in letters,
but never face-to-face — are his way of exploring how he should act as a father.
I was more saddened than delighted. Alexander seemed determined, while
showing far more love than earlier generations to his son, to hang on to some
of the more damaging Waugh characteristics. Why is the obsession with his son
rather than his delightful older daughter? Why is fierce family loyalty and the
careful cultivation of enmities such a good thing? Personal flaws give
astringent relish to Evelyn’s comedies: in real life, they are distressing.
A for Andromeda (BBC4, Saturday) was a remake of the 1960s
science-fiction thriller. It looked terrific. Deep in windswept northern moors,
a top-secret bunker hides a gleaming hi-tech installation, whose scientists
pick up a signal from outer space. The brilliant geek decodes the message,
which instructs them to build a computer, which in turn creates an artificial
human being — a staggeringly gorgeous woman, as it happens.
Andromeda will use her extra-terrestrial powers to help us fight
disease, but — surprise! — her real purpose is the destruction of the human
race. This covered a satisfying range of issues, even straying into the realms
of theology. But, fatally for a sci-fi thriller, it was neither malevolent nor
scary.