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Sadly, not even the car proved to be convertible.

They had often wondered what a rev counter was for.

"OK, Sharon, have the kids baptised as Roman Catholics. But when it comes to the car. . ."

John Saxbee

The manufacturer's warranty ordained that the annual service should be carried out religiously.

Michael Foster

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Clowning glory

Clowning glory

Clowns are having a bad press, but they represent an ancient and holy tradition, Pat Ashworth discovers  Subscribe to read more

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Not the comfy chair!

Decisions about pews and reordering reveal the very purpose of a church, argues William Whyte  Subscribe to read more

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