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Caption competition

Sadly, not even the car proved to be convertible.

They had often wondered what a rev counter was for.

"OK, Sharon, have the kids baptised as Roman Catholics. But when it comes to the car. . ."

John Saxbee

The manufacturer's warranty ordained that the annual service should be carried out religiously.

Michael Foster

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Chaplain - Development

West Midlands

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The lighter side of fund-raising

The lighter side of fund-raising

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Would you like to see religious ads at the cinema?

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Questions to weigh before bombing

Just-war theory can guide MPs in these decisions, says Paul Vallely  Subscribe to read more

Tue 1 Dec 15 @ 11:30
RT @LettersDeskGod's gift

Mon 30 Nov 15 @ 15:48
RT @tswyattWhen a C of E priest is appointed as an archdeacon they are given an "electronic booklet" called So You're Going To Be An Archdeacon!