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Posted: 21 Dec 2012 @ 03:01

Sadly, not even the car proved to beconvertible.

They had often wondered what a rev counter wasfor.

"OK, Sharon, have the kids baptised as RomanCatholics. But when it comes to the car. . ."

John Saxbee

The manufacturer's warranty ordained that theannual service should be carried out religiously.

Michael Foster

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